Tee Pee

My youngest kid went to tee pee a neighbors house the other night. This was a revenge job and he had my consent. Well he tee peed a different house, of some other friends. About 11:00 my door bell rang. It was the dad. He was so mad he was shaking. "Do you know what your kid has been doing?" He said. "Yes, I do." "Why is out so late?" He said. I said. "He'll clean it up." He would have anyhow.
This is what is wrong with the world. Everyone is so paranoid and strict. All this "no tolerance" jazz. I thought man, have you ever tee peed a house? Have you ever read Tom Sawyer? Jeez. Let the kid have a little fun. He isn't hurting anything. I haven't spoken with this parent since. Maybe something else was bugging him. I'll follow up if we ever talk about it.