The Wisdom of Wine....
My brother sent this to me in an email...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh-t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh-t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.
posted by Jim at 11:24 AM
2 Comments:
I drink wine too...but it is boxed wine...I am cheap. So, I raise my glass of Chillable Red as a hear hear!
My doc told me to drink a little wine for my heart, and take an aspirin...
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